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Huckleberry:
21, troublemaker and shameless flirt
Serenading and waving to the trolls below <3
Briar is having none of it.
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https://www.tumblr.com/olderthannetfic/754129888346357760/ive-always-felt-pretty-comfortable-sharing-some?source=share
The other day, I got curious about a certain inflammatory Tumblr user and wondered if they'd been involved in other internet wankfests. I followed a couple of links from their Tumblr, which gave me their real name and a handful of other website accounts. Throwing these into Duckduckgo got me their birthdate (including year), a second stable username they'd used pre-2015, about a dozen other social media and art website accounts, and a kiwifarms thread (where they decided the person wasn't interesting enough to target). I also found two photos of the person, one of which showed their whole face and which they hadn't posted themself.
This took me about twenty minutes and I was barely even making an effort, just hucking usernames into a search engine and checking to see if the results were false positives or not.
However, despite turning up this bozo's entire internet presence for the past two decades, I did not find out any demographic information beyond meatspace name, birthdate, and and whatever I can guess about ethnicity and socioeconomic class from the photo, nor did I turn up records of past imbroglios. The person had practiced good privacy hygene for the past 20 years, so the info I was able to get on them was limited. I checked a bunch of the older accounts with the Wayback machine and found that the person had indeed been careful all along, they hadn't just gone back and deleted things later.
Someone who wanted to hurt them, slander them, write an accurate callout post, or build a timeline of their activity would have very little to work with (note the kiwifarms trolls not bothering).
AI does not present any new threats. The info you post on the internet is there forever and anyone with twenty minutes and a functional search engine can find it.
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Alex's Bio
Name: Alex Davis Alt Names: "Trollmaster". (LEL Get pwned xDDD)
Special Titles: Puppet, Old Friend. (for being a puppet he is pretty off-handed honestly, kinda weird but I don't mind haha)
Username: Trollmasterlol351
Nicknames: Troll, Alexy.
Chronological Age: 17
Age: 17 (juuust one more year!)
Pronouns: He/him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cis Male
Species: Human, "Vessel" (i don't know what a vessel is LOL)
Disorders: Conduct Disorder, Chronic Nightmares. (what??? nightmares? i don't get nightmares!!! xD)
Physical Disabilities: Weakness in Left leg (Recovering!!!)
Religion: None. (I consider myself open-minded, though!) Grade: 12th
Lives in: [REDACTED] (I don't give out my location to strangers on the net xD), Also Daisys House! Languages: English, LEET SPEAK, Various Ciphers. (Marble Hornets taught me well!!!)
Height: 5'12 (I AM 6'0 I AM 6'0) Race: Paleish in Vessel, Cacussian in Real form (NOOO STOP LEAKING MY PERSONAL INFO WHOEVER YOU ARE DX) Ethnicity: English-American Accent: Rather Light and Chipper, although deepens when angry.
Powers: Exceptionally Emotionally Resilient, Respawning (In-Vessel Form, or When in Daisy's house in general), Memory Connections (Considering I'm always with the guy in armor when in here, I can see basically whatever he sees!) Weaknesses: Short Temper when Provoked, His Guilt, Killing his Puppeter. (...haha these people really are weird LOL)
Weapons: The nearest chair he can huck at someone, Linked Swords. (1v1 me on Sword fights on the heights i'd win 100% xD)
Alignment: Chaotic Good (I... Really do try my best, despite everything.)
Text Color: This!!!
Main Hobbies: Gaming, Collecting (pokemon cards!!!)
Favorite Food: PIZZA!!!!!! Favorite Flower: Daisys xD (daisys are pretty cool but in all seriousness I like sunflowers a lot too!!!)
Scent: Blueberry Bodyspray. (Gotta dress to impress!!!)
Handedness: Right-handed
Blood Color: Red
Awareness: VERY Aware [Effect: Positive] (...)
Birthday: January 23rd (THE BIG 18 IS COMING UP!!!!)
Theme:
Playlist:
Fun Facts: I am totally an elite haxer who was taught by 1x1x1x1x1x1x1x11 himself!!!!! Used an exploiting script once and thinks hes a hacker now. Actually pretty good at games, even if he overestimates himself 99% of the time.
Special Interests: Pokemon, Mario, Retro Games, Retro Internet. (RETRO IS THE BEST)
Stims: Fast Talking, Jumping Around.
Stimboard: WIP Moodboard: WIP Fashion Board: WIP Comfort Objects: His Old Gameboy Advance.
Family: Claire Davis (Mom!) Gregory Davis (Dad!)
Friends: DAISY! (Best friend), Courtney, (Close Friend), Jose (Friend), Everyone else in the Friend group (Friends!), Lancia (Friend)
Romance: N/A!!
Enemies: Zandeeee (Maybe? Idk, she doesn't seem to really like me), The NPCs (Most of them are just not really nice to her...), The Cultivator (That mushroom can rot in hell for what he did to my friend.)
Patrons: Ozymandias (He is the one who brought me here. I don't think he has good intentions, but I'm still grateful to him and stuff!)
Pets: Claire (my cat!!! I named it after my mom because she is cool xD)
Brief Personality: Alex is on the surface a very kind person. Energetic, and always pulling various pranks in an attempt to entertain and cheer up his friends. Whenever there's a chance to pull someone's leg, he'll be the first one doing it. Despite that though, Alex never tends to take his pranks too far- and is extremely supportive of his friends when they need it. He struggles a lot with his own emotions, and in general, isn't really good at conveying how he feels.
Alex is fiercely protective of those he cares about, and he will immediately throw himself into the line of fire just to protect them. He is very rebellious, and this often leads him into situations that are severely out of his weight class.
Brief Backstory: Alex is a relatively regular person, at least compared to most in this place. He was born in 1999 to his parents and grew up in a relatively middle-class lifestyle. Although his family had some hard times, he generally grew up well taken care of.
He discovered the internet and Roblox at a young age and immediately fell in love with it. He finally had a group of like-minded people who could tolerate his shenanigans, which made him quite happy. He never really had many friends growing up, so he deeply cherished this friend group.
One person, though, he latched onto more than the others, and that was Daisy. Daisy was always there to come on and play with him and was one of the few people Alex would settle down with and talk about stuff with. Someone, he didn't feel the need to impress or entertain.
Despite that though, he was rather oblivious to Daisy's own troubles, something that eats him up to this day. Maybe if he had just noticed sooner, maybe if he had just told his mom he was worried about her, maybe...
...But the past is the past. Everyone's gone their own ways, and Alex is starting to feel that loneliness that he thought he had escaped start to creep back in. The memories are coming back, and it's starting to haunt him.
Why can't he just forget? Why can't-
Knock knock.
...He opened up the front door...
"Would you like me to bring you to your friend?"
...
Maybe it's never too late to make amends, to... make things right.
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The Amateur's Guide to Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley
In this video, I return to the world of Moominvalley to analyze the hotly anticipated game Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley and its relationship with the original Moomin stories, Tove Jansson, and the philosophies it connects with.
Special Thanks to Kiki from Transparency for looking at the script. You can follow her Moomin Stuff at @marsmombestmom
Disclosure: My copy of the game was provided to me by Hyper Games and Raw Fury. While I think objectivity is overrated, the opinions in this video have not been influenced by the developers and are a reflection of my own thoughts on this game and the Moomins.
Work Cited Page
Bletchly, Rachael. “How Moomin Author Built a Brand Worth £700m and Why Brits Still Love Them.” The Mirror, Reach PLC, 4 Jan. 2021, www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/how-moomin-creator-built-brand-23260983. Accessed 15 Mar. 2024.
Dymel-Trzebiatowska, Hanna. “Moomins Take the Floor. Finnish Trolls in Contemporary Mass Social (Media) Events.” Children’s Literature in Education, Aug. 2022, pp. 1–16. EBSCOhost, https://doi.org/10.1007/s10583-022-09497-6 Link
Ellis, Rowan. “Why Is Cottagecore so Gay?” Rowan Ellis, YouTube, 30 July 2020, youtu.be/5odKiL7jRW0.
Kramer, Ash. “Philosophical Materialism: Vital Materialism.” Philosophical Materialism: A Study of Early Modern Literature and Contemporary Theory, The Alliance for Networking Visual Culture, scalar.usc.edu/works/material_philosophy/vital-materialism#:~:text=Frequently gendered female, vital materialism. Accessed 15 Mar. 2024.
Meereboer, Arwen Dagmar. "Moomins and Complicity with Matter: Tove Jansson’s Moominpappa at Sea as an Intervention in Vibrant Matter: A Political Ecology of Things by Jane Bennett." SATS 23.1 (2022): 17-32. https://www.doria.fi/bitstream/handle/10024/180011/meereboer_arwen.pdf?sequence=2
O’Connell, Joe. “The Melancholy Promise of Heidi, Girl of the Alps.” Beyond Ghibli, YouTube, 20 Sept. 2018, youtu.be/_DFPoZN-FoI. Accessed 15 Mar. 2024.
O’Luanaigh, Robin. “Co-Opting Cottagecore: Pastoral Aesthetics in Reactionary and Extremist Movements.” Global Network on Extremism and Technology, The International Centre for the Study of Radicalisation, 19 May 2023, gnet-research.org/2023/05/19/co-opting-cottagecore-pastoral-aesthetics-in-reactionary-and-extremist-movements/.
Peter Marten. “Moomin Characters Ltd Keeps a National Treasure in the Family.” This Is Finland, the Finland Promotion Board , Apr. 2010, finland.fi/business-innovation/moomin-characters-ltd-keeps-a-national-treasure-in-the-family. Accessed 15 Mar. 2024.
Samson, Anna. “How the Moomins Became an Anti-Fascist Symbol.” Huck Magazine, TCO London, 22 Sept. 2021, www.huckmag.com/article/how-the-moomins-became-an-anti-fascist-symbol.
#video#video essay#youtube#moomin#moominvalley#snufkin#snufkin melody of moominvalley#tove jansson#snufmim#snufmumriken#snufmin#melody of moominvalley#Youtube
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Thoughts During Arcane 2x02 Watch it All Burn
Let's go.
Ok. Just to get this out of the way. Ella Purrell? Your voice acting? I'm only a minute in and it is making me feel all the things. The deeper tone to Jinx's voice? Talent.
Just another voice in her head.
Riot really just wants to make music videos all the time.
That kid is so gonna die by the time this is all said and done.
Hey Sevika.
I have been waiting for Sevika and Jinx to form an alliance.
Yo Sky.
Like a cocoon.
Ekko!!!
Ok Professor H, I don't think the Mission Impossible stuff is necessary.
Honestly didn't expect to see Ekko and Jayce interact.
Oh Huck.
Wrapped up in a bow huh.
Oh.... oh god.... I'm scared to hit play because as soon as Jinx sees that badge she's gonna go absolutely feral and I'm so freakin scared. We're just doomed.
God... this is such interesting framing. Because Jinx actually seems terrified here. Like yeah, she could have shot Vi but there's still something there. So she's making herself small, shes scurrying around, hiding from the big bad Enforcers.... that her sister is now a part of. Like (understandably) they're framing the Enforcer's as the boogie man in this scene. It's so good.
And here's that clip I saw.
SEVIKA TIME!
Jinx is such a freakin troll. LMAO Honestly, I think this team up could be so fun.
So each episode is gonna end with Warwick teases I see.
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really, we're already just throwing mentally ill people under that bus? this comment is mainly to these twitter trolls Sipher and Overbye, it was a good and pure chain I would have wordlessly reblogged until they hucked disabled people under the bus without a second thought
it was very obviously a fake blood packet that jizzed red corn syrup all over trump's face; a bullet coming in from front-right cannot leave spatter on the front-right side of his face, it would be a total reversal of the laws of physics. Most Americans don't understand physics, which is why they were able to randomly do a controlled detonation of an entire skyscraper filled with classified documents about war crimes during 9/11 (WTC7) and they just chalked it up to "ehhh...dust? haha" and cornfed cattle of America were like "hm ok" just like with the trump pro wrestling prop blood
the trump "shooter" was a plant 100%, the secret service were on rooftops above and behind the shooter overseeing everything, totally aware of it all.
Additionally, after the secret service dogpile on trump to form a human shield against possible bullets, trump was allowed to stand up immediately in front of the crowd and pump his fist for photo ops, but this was technically supposed to be a live shooter drill; in theory there could and would be more than 1 shooter (like we saw with JFK); and no professional bodyguard would *ever* let their client show face during a live shooter drill, they'd have walked him off-stage behind the human shield if it was real but they let him have a photo op because it was literally staged on a fucking stage and 67% of Democrats concluded "Ok I believe Donald Trump over the laws of physics" like I can't believe I even have to type these sadly true facts that in mid-2024 that 2/3rds of Democrats are still falling hook line and sinker for Trump's bold faced lies just further proves how wholly different I am than most Democrats...different in that I'm less gullible
note that Overbye and Sipher are implying that there are special triggers that can be pulled to fire special bullets that will lead to uh gun control
how fucking twistedly fascist do you have to be to imply that gun violence will lead to gun control? or that gun violence will be seen by the right as a justification for gun control? Why wouldn't the right respond by saying Trump should just get further armed himself? I didn't see a rifle strapped over trump's shoulder at the rally lmao
gun violence is a contagious disease and the NRA-owned congress passed a law that says scientists aren't allowed to study that disease or they lose funding. Free country /syke
#brain cells to spare for americans#completely agreed about the masking thing tho#yankee dixie kids please open those eyes#listen#just be more mindful ffs#stop trusting anything donald trump says or does holy fack i can't believe i even have to remind people of this after all we've been throug#2/3rds of Democrats would really rather throw disabled people under the bus than conclude Trump lied *again*#this is absolute dogshyte from the democrats#the democraps need to own this to regain their honorable title#'mental illness' isn't just your catch-all for someone who acts in a way that defies a first-grader's explanation
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THE AMERICAN GARBAGE TROLL
happy halloween!
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Troll Doomguy Fic
The Marauder
I had an idea, and it wouldn’t stop rattling around my brain so here we go! Also, Seth’s back! Also heads this gets a little violent towards the end, but I’ve toned it down. I’ll do my best to label accordingly in the tags, but feel free to let me know if I missed any.
When the Intern Seth heard that the Slayer was coming he was both excited and terrified. He was excited to actually be meeting the fabled Doom Slayer sure, but the thought of a massive inhuman eviscerator of demons being in the same room as him was absolutely terrifying to think about. Even Dr. Hayden was afraid of them.
Everyone froze when the elevator blast doors opened, he was here. The Slayer had to almost crawl out of the elevator, one of his massive hands gripped the frame of the door. He stepped out and walked towards the the Demonic Crucible, a long tail tipped with a mace dragged across the floor.
“My god… it’s him,” Seth said aloud as the Slayer passed him.
“Uh, Dr. Hayden said you’d probably want this” he said gesturing towards the Demonic Crucible, his heart pounding in his chest.
The Slayer reached out with one hand and took it, it was barely the size of one of his fingers. The Slayer put it in a pouch on his belt before continuing towards the next room.
“holy shit…” the Intern whispered to himself before following him.
“I’d just like to say that it is an honour to meet you sir, I don’t think anyone has said this to you yet but, I think you’re a good person and thank you for well, everything,” he continued at the top of the stairs.
The Slayer stopped when he heard this and looked at the Intern. The Intern looked to be of average height, he wore an ARC uniform and had a clean shaven head. He also wore a pair of glasses that somewhat magnified his brown eyes. The Slayer tilted his head to the side and made a soft rumbling noise.
Seth was slightly worried when the Slayer had made a deep rumbling noise while staring at him but calmed down when he continued through the door.
In the next room was Dr. Hayden… or what’s left of him to be honest.
“ We were uh- getting ready to move him out, but we’re having trouble since he’s like this. It’s all alien to us and we have to be careful not to-” Seth was cut off by the Slayer reaching into the housing chamber and ripping Dr. Hayden out.
Dr. Hayden was limp in the Slayers hand. The Intern was about to say something when a portal opened behind him and the Slayer. The Slayer turned to the portal and began to growl as a Marauder exited the portal.
Another portal opened next to the Slayer and he hucked Dr. Hayden’s body through it. Seth rushed to the door but it was already shut, he turned his back to it as the demon began to speak.
“You were never one of us Beast, you were nothing but a false idol, a usurper… but now my eyes have been opened. I see now that you’re no better than the demons who’s flesh you feast upon. But I can help you Slayer, I can open your eyes…” it growled as it opened its axe.
The Slayer had positioned himself between the Intern and the demon and held his shotgun.
“Unfortunately this fight is far from fair, don’t you think? Let’s even the playing field then shall we?” The demon continued as it lifted what appeared to be an Argent energy cell, but something was off about it…
Suddenly the Slayer began to charge the demon but he was too late. The demon crushed the cell in his hand, the room was bathed in a red glow. When the light died down the Marauder now stood eye to eye with the Slayer.
The Slayer readied his shotgun and roared before charging the giant demon. The Intern could only watch as the two giants fought. Whenever the Slayer would fire, the Marauder would raise its shield and block it.
The Marauder raised its hand and summoned a massive flaming wolf. The wolf jumped towards the Slayer who slashed one of its eyes. The wolf yowled in pain as it hit the floor. As the creature got up it it saw Seth.
It locked eyes with him and snarled before charging towards him. The Slayer saw this and swung his tail and launched the mace towards the infernal wolf. The mace connected with the beast as it leapt and crushed its head.
The Marauder took the opportunity to fire its own shotgun at the Slayer. The Slayer roared in pain and grabbed his arm. The Marauder dashed towards the Slayer and raised its axe, eyes ablaze with green light. The Slayer took the chance and fired two rounds into the demon.
The Marauder staggered back before the mace collided with it, sending it across the room. The Slayer tried to fire two more rounds into the Marauder but they were once again blocked by the shield.
Seth ran to the other side of the room as the Marauder returned fire. The Slayer ducked behind a pillar when he heard something metal hit the floor near him, it was a grenade. He ran behind another pillar before it exploded.
The explosion shook the entire building and Seth lost his balance falling to the floor. He barely had time to dodge some falling debris when the Marauder fired a round at him. Luckily the spread was too big and missed him by a hair.
A loud roar shook the room as the Slayer barrelled towards the Marauder with his arm blade extended.
He slammed into the demon and sunk the blade into its shoulder. The Marauder howled in pain before punching the Slayer and grappling him. The two threw themselves onto the floor before the Marauder pushed itself away and lobbed another grenade.
The Slayer ducked and the grenade landed behind him before exploding. The building shook once more and the roof came down in places. The Slayer swung his tail towards the Marauder but hit another pillar instead causing the ceiling to cave in around it.
The Marauder went to grab his shotgun only to find it wasn’t there. He looked around and saw it lying behind the Slayer, out of the corner of his eye he saw Seth trying to find cover. He lunged towards him and grabbed the small man.
“Surrender Slayer, or else this human becomes dinner” the demon said hoping he could get the Slayer to back down. But he was sorely mistaken.
The Slayer let out a primal roar before charging at the Marauder faster than it could react. He slammed into the demon causing it to drop Seth. The Marauder was slammed into a pillar before the Slayer reared back and readied a punch. It barely had time to roll out of the way before the fist shattered the pillar like glass.
The Slayer let out another roar and charged into the Marauder again this time sending them both out of a large window and into the courtyard outside. The Slayer had the Marauder pinned to the ground but was kicked away by the demon.
He collided with the wall behind him cracking it. The Marauder threw a few grenades towards the Slayer. The exploded and the building came down.
The Marauder sighed in relief thinking he won until the Slayer launched out of the dust and onto the Marauder. Using his axe handle it was able to stop the Slayer from biting him.
A look of fear overtook the demons face as he could now clearly see his opponents face as the visor of the helmet had been shattered.
The once green eyes were now black orbs in a barely human face. The face was twisted into an inhuman snarl, exposing large teeth ready to rip into him. Blood covered his face and wisps of argent smoke rose from his wounds.
The Marauder struggled to keep the Slayer back and to his horror the Slayer bit through the axe handle as if it were a brittle twig. A scream had barely left the Marauder before his throat was torn apart. The demon let out a few gurgling noises before going still, eyes cold and lightless.
Seth watched in horror as the Slayer had turned into an inhuman creature and ripped out the Marauders throat. He was lucky to have survived the collapse but was starting to regret it. As he watched the Slayer stand up thoughts of its teeth tearing him apart filled his mind and Seth began to whimper.
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As the rage left him, the Slayer looked in disgust at the Marauders corpse. Its blood began to pool in its neck and spill onto the ground. He never liked how messy things got when he’d go Berserk.
He touched the side of his helmet to call VEGA but nothing happened.
“Shit” he thought to himself “comm’s broken, guess I’ll have to wait for one of the drones to find me”
Suddenly he remembered about the Intern and a pit formed in his stomach as he turned and looked at the destroyed building behind him.
“Shit, shit shit shit! Please don’t be dead, please don’t be dead,” he thought as he rushed towards the rubble.
As he was searching he heard a whimpering to his left. He turned and saw the Intern staring at him in fear. He quickly reached towards the Intern but stopped as they shrieked in terror. The Slayer froze immediately, oh no…
They saw him go Berserk, they saw him go Berserk and now they’re terrified of him. What was once a look of amazement was now one of fear. The Marauder was right, he wasn’t any better then the demons he fought.
He quickly removed the rubble from around the Intern. Seth immediately tried to run but he fell and screamed in pain. The Intern curled in on himself and began to softly cry.
The Slayer slowly backed backed away from the frightened man. He sat down on a large piece of rubble and removed his helmet. Looking at it he could see that the visor was completely shattered.
In one of the shards still attached he could see that his face was still covered in the demons blood. He did his best to wipe it off, but he mostly ended up smearing it across his face more.
The Slayer sighed to himself and walked back towards the Intern. Seth was still still crying when he fell something wrap around him. He kept his eyes shut and continued to whimper as he was picked up by the Slayer.
He was waiting for the Slayer to tear into him, but he didn’t. Instead he could hear a deep rumbling not unlike when he was talking to the Slayer. He forced himself to open his eyes and look at the Slayer.
The Slayer had picked up the frightened man in an attempt to comfort them. The Intern was shaking like a leaf in his hands. He began to let out a deep rumble. It wasn’t a growl, no it was something softer.
He didn’t do it often, in fact the only times he could recall doing it was when VEGA would start talking about his plants in the greenhouse.
To his surprise the Intern looked at him, a part of him wished he didn’t. His heart ached when he saw the state they were in. Their glasses were broken and tears were streaming down his face.
The Slayers pain must have been visible because the Interns face slowly changed from fearful to a mix of confusion and sympathy. His confusion only grew as the Slayer pressed his forehead into his chest.
The Slayer began to cry himself as he set Seth back down on the ground. Seth stared at the Slayer who balled his right fist and began to rotate it clockwise on his chest.
Seth recognized it as sign language. The Slayer was apologizing to him.
Seth tentatively reached out and placed him hand on the Slayers. The Slayer stopped moving his hand and looked at Seth. He leaned towards the human and tilted his head.
The Slayers left ear perked up and he turned his head. A large drone flew up to the two and made a happy beeping noise before spinning around and flying out into the courtyard. A large portal opened behind it and it flew in.
Seth gave a small yelp as he was picked up once more by the massive man. The Slayer had Seth cradled in one of his arms as he walked towards the portal. The Slayer paused briefly before walking through.
Cold air washed over Seth as the two entered the Fortress. He looked around in amazement as the Slayer walked through the Fortress, the massive walls were intricately decorated with carvings and statues.
The Slayer had brought Seth to what appeared to be a medical bay of sorts. He was set down on a table and the Slayer went and grabbed some medical supplies from a nearby cabinet.
The Slayer began to sign something to Seth when a voice spoke.
“The Slayer said he is going to go wash off, I will be attending your injuries” the voice said.
“Ok, um who are you?” Seth asked looking around.
“I am VEGA, I am the one who operates the Fortress,” VEGA said.
Some time had passed and VEGA had patched Seth up. One of his legs had been broken during the building collapse and a few of his ribs had been cracked as well.
Seth and VEGA had been chatting when the Slayer had returned. This time instead of his Praetor Suit he wore a patchwork tank-top and pants. He walked into the room and bent down to Seth’s level.
He patted Seth on the head and turned to one of the VEGA drone and began to sign something to it.
“I agree, it has been a long day for the both of you,” VEGA responded.
The Slayer slowly reached for Seth half expecting the human to protest, but was surprised when he barely even squeaked. He carried Seth back to his workshop.
Most of the Fortress was quite cold actually, but the rooms closest to the bridge were warmer due to them being used more frequently. It would take a while for the other rooms to warm up and the Slayer wanted to keep a close eye on his new guest.
By the time they had reached the workshop Seth had already began to drift off.
The Slayer sat down with his back against the wall and rested his free arm on a crate next to him. He yawned and looked down at his guest who was now fast asleep. A warm feeling grew in his chest and a soft deep rumble resonated from him.
A few minutes later VEGA had checked on the two. He found the both of them fast asleep. He dimmed the lights in the room and let the two rest.
#g/t#giant tiny#minigiant#doom g/t#tw blood#tw mild gore#troll! doomguy#doomtern#this is a bit of a test run for an upcoming fic I’m working on#sort of a sneak peek#I’ll probably break this up into two chapters in the actual fic#I also toned down the gore a lot#feel free to ask any questions about this#my writing
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Hi<3 I wanted to ask you if new directions were on tumblr, how do you think you would interact with them? And what do you think their blogs would be about?
Oooh I love this question!! Tysm for the ask🥰💗
Santana: Mutuals. It was basically confirmed in canon that this girl had a tumblr with her comment about her having a favorite ‘Rizzoli & Isles’ blog.. if that doesn’t scream a tumblr lesbian idk what does lol!! Her entire blog would mainly be devoted to sapphic ships that she would sob about in the tags (think overuse of emojis and keyboard smashes)! She would have a pretty decent following and get quite a few asks where she would give headcanons and meta on her favorite ships. She also wouldn’t tell a soul that she’s on there but Brittany would find out and lovingly tease her about it.
Tina: I follow her but she doesn’t follow me. She would be on tumblr constantly! She would have one of those super popular multifandom blogs that makes the most crisp gifs and has hundreds of requests waiting in her inbox. At first you’d be a bit intimidated by her until you realize she is the sweetest and is always super nice about giving tips and resources for gif making!
Sam: I don’t follow him but he follows me. His tumblr would consist of almost 100% memes with no organization/tagging system. Instead of tags, he would leave comments under posts like “woah this is sick dude 🤩” or “nice!!! 👍” which would in turn make a good amount of people block him because they would think he’s some bot or sarcastic troll when in reality they are always genuine comments. He would be the king of spam reblogging to the point that if you did follow him he would overwhelm your dash. Though, every once and awhile there would be a very detailed & coherent post by him about ‘True Jackson, VP’ with links to a petition to get it renewed/rebooted.
Blaine: Mutuals. You just know he would make the best tumblr mutual! He would definitely be that one mutual that you can always count on to like and reblog your content and he would leave the most thoughtful tags. His blog would be a variety of all his interests (he originally tried to have separate side blogs but it was too much for him to keep up with!) but it’s extremely well organized and mainly runs on a queue.
Kurt: I follow him but he doesn’t follow me. His tumblr would be very curated and definitely fit a certain aesthetic. I picture it mostly consisting of reblogs of fashion, films, art, food, etc. But multiple times a week he would post blank text posts with super long rants in the tags with a lot of cussing and the last tag would be #delete later.
Brittany: Mutuals. Everything she posts would be super cheerful & colorful (envision loads of rainbows & cats). She is known for sending asks since she absolutely loves sending her mutuals the most offbeat questions. You can also always rely on her if you’re having a bad day to send you a random quote or fact that will make you smile.
Mike: Mutuals. He would truly have the most chill blog and reblog anything that catches his eye but not in a way where it overloads your dash. He also is someone who follows back almost everyone who follows him and sends a lot of kind asks & leaves nice tags on your original content. He would never get involved in any fandom drama and would only have one filtered tag which is ‘Channing Tatum’.
Puck: Mutuals (mostly for entertainment purposes on my end). He’d be the one to act like he’s never even heard of tumblr but secretly runs his own fic blog mainly for the soap opera he compulsively watches with his mom & sister. He also occasionally enjoys posting snippets of the various screenplays he’s working on. He prides himself on staying anonymous so he uses a pen name and changes the names of everyone he writes about but does an awful job at picking out new names (changes Puck to Huck, Finn to Binn, etc)!
Finn: Neither one of us follows one another. Actually didn’t know what tumblr was until he saw the app on Puck’s phone and noticed him spending a lot of time on it so he got curious. Months later he still has no clue on what the point of tumblr is and has pretty much given up on trying to properly use it. He has a few text posts screaming into the void but they have no engagement. Though he did somehow link his instagram so that still updates.
Mercedes: Mutuals. Her tumblr consists mainly of reblogs for her favorite celebrities, tv shows, & movies. She also has gotten into the habit of live blogging for a few of her top shows and her commentary is so good that you wouldn’t dare to unfollow her or filter her tags for it, even for the shows you didn’t have any interest in previously. She’s the mutual that has such great taste that you find her continuing to influence what media you want to consume next!
Quinn: Mutuals. Her blog is a mix of literature, art, philosophy etc which does make it have an overall pretty “classy” feel but the vast majority of it is also just very, very, very, gay.. to the point where half of what she reblogs is of women kissing/being affectionate with one another. She also eventually dabbles in writing some femslash & it’s very good stuff…
Artie: Neither one of us follows one another. Has a decent following due to his film reviews (he also blocks anyone who disagrees with any of his opinions). He’s also heavily involved in various popular fandoms like Star Wars and Marvel which leads to him getting into some very intense discourse which results in more blocking.
Rachel: Mutuals (on thin ice). Posts super nice aesthetics & moodboards. Though unfortunately, she would be that tumblr mutual who gets into heated debates with anons constantly and is such an easy target because she can’t recognize when people are trolling her so she takes the bait every time. But, fairly often it does get to the point where she actually ends up exhausting the anons with her long written responses.
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Broppy Babies 🌸🍁🍇
Rough timeline
Briar is 3 years younger than Pansy.
Huck is like 10 years younger than Briar.
Wanna give them a group name. Like “Autumn Leaf Something”
#Pop Royal Family#trolls gen 2#broppy fankid#trolls pansy#trolls briar#Trolls Huck#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls oc
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Summer of Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Bitty Adventures Season Three, episodes 4 - 6
I remembered this arc as being my favorite from this season, but rewatching the episodes now, I think it's more accurate to say that episodes 4 and 5 are my favorites, since 6 is almost entirely devoted to telling the tale of The Littlest Berrykin, while the other two are more about the shenanigans involved with attempting to put on the other two productions. The story of The Littlest Berrykin is fine, but the foibles everyone gets into in the first two episodes make for a more compelling plot.
Plum episodes are always fun, because she tends to take things over the top, as is the case with her attempts to outdo the Berry Big City production of Snowberry and the Seven Berrykins by adding, among other things, a tidal wave to take out the evil queen. And the overacting from most of the cast leads to some amusing scenes. This is the standout episode of this arc, imo.
Despite his bad acting, Huck stole the show in the second episode, and his multiple attempts at Prince Berry Charming's first line is the best scene, hands down. Yet another episode that proves why this version is my favorite version of Huck. He's such a hapless character, but he's so game about whatever he's been asked to do that you can't help liking him.
One thing I didn't notice until this rewatch was that in the first episode you do actually hear Blueberry telling part of The Little Berrykins to the baby berrykins (the part with the troll toll), and that gives us a bit of an idea of how Blueberry and Huck adapted it for the stage. In the part we hear, only one princess was at the toll being rude to the troll, but in the play two were there, which means they probably streamlined the action, combining the two rude princess encounters with the troll into one (and so on for all the obstacles they came across on their quest).
Now, if Berry in the Big City would just have an episode about putting on their version of Cinderella, we could complete the SSC-Cinderella trifecta.
#strawberry shortcake#berry bitty adventures#summer of ssc#episode thoughts#snowberry and the seven berrykins#berryella and prince berry charming#the littlest berrykin
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New Orleans playlist
Hungry for some po boys? Feeling the Mardi Gras vibes for this weekend? This is the ultimate NOLA playlist, right here. Play the songs here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC182dTlE-Gii6ZOO5ZrN1Z1T
Louisiana and New Orleans, all in the one awesome playlist. If there are songs I left out, let me know and I can add those. Or come meet me at Le Bon Temps Roulé and we’ll listen to this NOLA playlist together with drinks.
LOUISIANA & NEW ORLEANS
001 Bob James - Take Me To The Mardi Gras 002 Earl King - Ain’t no city like New Orleans 003 John Lee Hooker - goin’ to Louisiana 004 Crowbar - Wrath Of Time By Judgment 005 True Detective - Theme (The Handsome Family - Far From Any Road) 006 EyeHateGod - New Orleans Is The New Vietnam 007 The The Meters - Chicken Strut 008 Paul McCartney - Live And Let Die (from Live And Let Die) 009 The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar 010 Lucinda Williams - Crescent City 011 King Hobo - New Or-Sa-Leans 012 Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting 013 Down - Underneath Everything 014 True Blood Theme Song (Jace Everett - Bad Things) 015 Corrosion of Conformity - Broken Man 016 The New Orleans Jazz Vipers - I Hope Your Comin' Back To New Orleans 017 Willy DeVille - Jump City 018 Left Side - Gold In New Orleans 017 Necrophagia - Reborn through Black Mass 018 Johnny Horton - The Battle Of New Orleans 019 Dr John - Litanie des Saints 020 Foo Fighters - In the Clear 021 Redbone - The Witch Queen Of New Orleans 022 Jucifer - Lautrichienne 023 Danzig - It's a long way back from hell 024 Harry Connick, Jr. - Oh, My Nola 025 The Gaturs - Gator Bait 026 Jon Bon Jovi - Queen Of New Orleans 027 Cyril Neville - Gossip 028 Carlos Santana - Black Magic Woman 029 Gentleman June Gardner - It's Gonna Rain 030 Eddy G. Giles - Soul Feeling (Part 1) 031 Tool - Swamp Song 032 Beasts of Bourbon - Psycho 033 Seratones - Gotta Get To Know Ya 034 Chuck Berry - You Never Can Tell 035 Grateful Dead - Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodleoo 036 Pale Misery - Hope is a Mistake 037 Exhorder - Homicide 038 King James & the Special Men - Special Man Boogie 039 Chuck Carbo - Can I Be Your Squeeze 040 Amebix - Axeman 041 Tomahawk - Captain Midnight 042 Waylon Jennings - Jambalaya 043 Heavy Lids - Deviate 044 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Apache Rose Peacock 045 Necrophagia - Rue Morgue Disciple 046 Johnny Cash - Big River 047 Albert King - Laundromat Blues 048 Meklit Feat Preservation Hall Horns - You Are My Luck 049 Le Winston Band - En haut de la montagne 050 Dr. john - I Thought I Heard New Orleans Say 051 Down - New Orleans is a dying whore 052 Samhain - To Walk The Night 053 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River 054 Southern Culture on the Skids - Voodoo Cadillac 055 Bonnie, Sheila - You Keep Me Hanging On 056 Warren Lee - Funky Bell 057 Elf - Annie New Orleans 058 Cannonball Adderley - New Orleans Strut 059 Doug Kershaw - Louisiana Man - New Orleans Version 060 Willy deVille - Voodoo Charm 061 The Animals - The House of the Rising Sun 062 Porgy Jones - The Dapp 063 Lost Bayou Ramblers - Sabine Turnaround 064 IDRIS MUHAMMAD - New Orleans 065 John Lee Hooker - Boogie Chillen No. 2 066 Hank 3 - Hillbilly Joker 067 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy 068 Talking Heads - Swamp 069 Irma Thomas - I'd Rather Go Blind 070 Mississippi Fred McDowell - I'm Going Down the River 071 Dee Dee Bridgewater - Big Chief 072 Dr. John - Creole Moon 073 Agents of Oblivion - Slave Riot 074 Steve Vai - Voodoo Acid 075 Saviours - Slave To The Hex 076 Kris Kristofferson - Casey's Last Ride 077 JJ Cale - Louisiana Women 078 Cher - Dark Lady of New Orleans 079 LE ROUX - Take A Ride On A Riverboat 080 The Melvins - A History Of Bad Men 081 Floodgate - Through My Days Into My Nights 082 Opprobium - voices from the grave 083 Quintron & Miss Pussycat - Swamp Buggy Badass 084 Child Bite - ancestral ooze 085 Sammi Smith - The City Of New Orleans 086 The Explosions - Garden Of Four Trees 087 Bobby Boyd - straight ahead 088 Bobby Charles - Street People 089 Wall of Voodoo - Far Side of Crazy 090 Rhiannon Giddens - Freedom Highway (feat. Bhi Bhiman) 091 Elton John - Honky Cat 092 Serge Gainsbourg - Bonnie and Clyde 093 Fats Domino - I'm Walking To New Orleans 094 Cruel Sea - Orleans Stomp 095 Down - On March The Saints 096 Danzig - Ju Ju Bone 097 The Neville Brothers ~ Voodoo 098 Megadeth - The Conjuring 099 Miles Davis - Miles runs the voodoo down 100 Elvis Presley - King Creole 101 Led Zeppelin - Royal Orleans 102 The Lime Spiders - Slave Girl 103 BIG BILL BROONZY -'Mississippi River Blues' 104 Kreeps - Bad Voodoo 105 Dirty Dozen Brass Band - Caravan 106 Kirk Windstein - Dream In Motion 107 Eletric Prunes - Kyrie Eleison - Mardi Gras 108 Merle Haggard - The Legend Of Bonnie And Clyde 109 Corrosion of Conformity - River of Stone 110 THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN (MAIN TITLE) 111 Zigaboo Modeliste - Guns 112 ReBirth Brass Band - Let's Go Get 'Em 113 Inell Young - What Do You See In Her? 114 Jimi Hendrix - If 6 as 9 (Studio Version) Easy Rider Soundtrack 115 Deep Purple - Speed King 116 Exhorder - The Law 117 Crowbar - The Cemetery Angels 118 A Streetcar Named Desire OST - Main Title 119 WOORMS - Take His Fucking Leg 120 steely dan - pearl of the quarter 121 Tabby Thomas - Hoodoo Party 122 Black Label Society - Parade of the Dead 123 Dwight James & The Royals - Need Your Loving 124 Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012) The Rampant Hunter (Soundtrack OST) 125 PanterA - The Great Southern Trendkill 126 Ween - WHO DAT? 127 Earl King - Street Parade 128 Ernie K-Doe - Here Come The Girls 129 Dejan's Olympia Brass Band ~ Mardi Gras In New Orleans 130 Body Count - KKK Bitch 131 Goatwhore - Apocalyptic Havoc 132 C.C. Adcock - Y'all d Think She Be Good To Me (from True Blood S01E01) 133 The Meters - Fire On The Bayou 134 Dr. John - I Walk On Guilded Splinters 135 Balfa Brothers - J'ai Passe Devant ta Porte 136 Ween - Voodoo Lady 137 King Diamond - 'LOA' House 138 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born On The Bayou 139 Dax Riggs - See You All In Hell Or New Orleans 140 Professor Longhair - Go to the Mardi Gras 141 Dixie Witch - Shoot The Moon 142 Ramones - The KKK Took My Baby Away 143 Fats Waller - There's Going To Be The Devil To Pay 144 Mississippi Fred McDowell - When the Train Comes Along with Sidney Carter & Rose Hemphill 145 Treme Song (Main Title Version) 146 Tony Joe White - Even Trolls Love Rock and Roll 147 Nine Inch Nails - Sin 148 Exodus - Cajun Hell 149 NEIL DIAMOND - New Orleans 150 James Brown - Call Me Super Bad 151 Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child ( Slight Return ) 152 Allen Toussaint - Chokin Kind 153 Dash Rip Rock - Meet Me at the River 154 Hawg Jaw- 4 Lo 155 Hot 8 Brass Band - Keepin It Funky 156 Hank Williams III - Rebel Within 157 Dejan's Original Olympia Brass Band - Shake It And Break It 158 Jelly Roll Morton - Finger Buster 159 The Royal Pendletons - (Im a) Sore Loser 160 Little Bob & The Lollipops - Nobody But You 161 Gregg Allman - Floating Bridge (True Detective Soundtrack) 162 Michael Doucel with Beausoleil - Valse de Grand Meche 163 Dolly Parton - My Blue Ridge Mountain Boy 164 Othar Turner & the Afrossippi Allstars – Shimmy She Wobble 165 Jucifer - Fleur De Lis 166 Soilent Green - Leaves Of Three 167 Ides Of Gemini - Queen of New Orleans 168 Betty Harris - Trouble with My Lover 169 Lead Belly - Pick A Bale Of Cotton 170 Candyman Opening Theme 171 Goatwhore - When Steel and Bone Meet 172 Acid Bath - Bleed Me An Ocean 173 Pere Ubu - Louisiana Train Wreck 174 Walter -Wolfman- Washington - You Can Stay But the Noise Must Go 175 Alice in Chains - Hate To Feel 176 Body Count - Voodoo 177 Live and Let Die - Jazz Funeral 178 Smoky Babe - Cotton Field Blues 179 Professor Longhair - Big Chief Part 2 180 Lewis Boogie - Walk the Line 181 James Black - Theres a Storm in the Gulf 182 The Balfa Brothers - Parlez Nous A Boire 183 The Jambalaya Cajun Band - Bayou Teche Two Step 184 The Deacons - Fagged Out 185 Thou - The Changeling Prince 186 Black Sabbath - Voodoo 187 King Diamond - Louisiana Darkness 188 Doyle - Cemeterysexxx 189 KINGDOM OF SORROW - Grieve a Lifetime 190 Hank Williams III - Louisiana Stripes 191 FORMING THE VOID - On We Sail 192 BUCK BILOXI AND THE FUCKS - fuck you 193 Down in New Orleans - The Princess and the Frog Soundtrack 194 Trombone Shorty & James Andrews - oh Poo Pah Doo 195 Whitesnake - Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City 196 The Dirty Dozen Brass band - Voodoo 197 Joe Simon - The Chokin' Kind 198 Down - Ghosts along the Mississippi 199 AEROSMITH - Voodoo Medicine Man 200 Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug 201 The Byrds - [Sanctuary III] Ballad Of Easy Rider 202 The Iguauas - Boom Boom Boom 203 PJ Harvey - Down By The Water 204 Louis Armstrong - Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans 205 Dr John - Right Place Wrong Time 206 ESTHER ROSE - handyman 207 Lightnin Slim - It's Mighty Crazy 208 Slim Harpo - Blues Hangover 209 Irma Thomas - Ruler Of My Heart 210 WEATHER WARLOCK - Fukk the Plan-0 211 Superjoint Ritual - The Alcoholik (Use Once And Destroy) 212 Stressball - dust 213 Trampoline Team - Kill You On The Streetcar 214 Xander Harris - Where’s your Villain? 215 Dukes of Dixieland - When The Saints Go Marching In 216 Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey Birds - Su Su 217 Danzig - I'm the one 218 EyeHatteGod - Pigs 219 Hank Williams Jr - Amos Moses 220 The Cramps - Alligator Stomp 221 Crowbar - The Serpent Only Lies 222 Shrüm - drip 223 Thou - The Only Law 224 DR. JOHN - Babylon 225 Garth Brooks - Callin' Baton Rouge 226 Wild Magnolias - All On A Mardi Gras Day 227 NCIS New Orleans TV Show theme 228 Skull Duggery - Big Easy 229 Harry Connick Jr. - City beaneath the sea 230 Elvis Presley - Dixieland Rock 231 Tom Waits - I Wish I Was In New Orleans (In The Ninth Ward) 232 Neil Young - Everybody's Rockin 233 Philip H. Anselmo & The Illegals - Delinquent 234 CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - Wolf Named Crow 235 Widespread Panic - Fishwater 236 Lillian Boutté - Why Don't You Go Down to New Orleans 237 Bryan Ferry - Limbo 238 Scream - Mardi Gras 239 EyeHateGod - Shoplift 240 Better Than Ezra - good 241 Duke Ellington - Perdido (1960 Version) 242 Bob Dylan - Rambling, Gambling Willie 243 Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - sAve my soul 244 Le Roux - So Fired Up 245 Concrete Blonde - The Vampire song 246 Boozoo Chavis - Zydeco Mardi Gras 247 Idris Muhammad - Piece of mind 248 Les Hooper - Back in Blue Orleans 249 Doug Kershaw - Cajun stripper 250 DOWN - Witchtripper 251 Soilent Green - So hatred 252 Professional Longhair - Big chief 253 Willie Nelson - City Of New Orleans 254 Tom Waits - Whistlin' Past The Graveyard 255 Brian Fallon - sleepwalkers 256 Patsy - Count It On Down 257 Into the Moat - The Siege Of Orleans 258 Bruce Cockburn - Down To The Delta 259 Jello Biafra · the Raunch and Soul All-Stars - Fannie Mae 260 Exhorder - Asunder 261 Cane Hill - Too Far Gone 262 The Slackers - peculiar 263 Crowbar - A Breed Apart 264 COC - Wiseblood 265 Necrophagia - Embalmed Yet I Breathe 266 EYEHATEGOD - Fake What's Yours 333 Alan Vega - Bye Bye Bayou 666 DOWN - Stone the crow
I don’t beads by the way! Hit play here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC182dTlE-Gii6ZOO5ZrN1Z1T
#new orleans#New Orleans playlist#NOLA#NOLA playlist#Louisiana#corrosion of conformity#Alan Vega#necrophagia#New Orleans songs#mardi gras#Mardi Gras songs#crowbar#eyehategod
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Which one of you was fuckin’ with the pants???
So tonight was the christening of our merry band of nerds. Primitive muscle memory took over and we bashed our faces into our keyboards until some stuff died.
Actual footage from our first attempt versus Sssszzz the Stone (Snake)
We came back later and properly skinned his ass
After this we moved on to bigger and better things, like this tiny ass rat which you can’t even see because it’s getting pummeled so badly by our motley crew.
After this we decided to up the ante. We found some tiny school aged elf stuck on a roof in Athica calling for help. So we did the one thing that any good Samaritan would do, we hucked rocks at her until she fell off the roof and was paralyzed!
I see you ogglin that sweet troll ass..
Only one thing left to do after beating up a little girl, go find something manly to kill. We found this guy minding his own business looking for berries and trash cans or whatever it is bears do in Greater Faydark. I now have nice bear pelt pants.
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hello I hope u are having a good day here’s a fun question, what are ur top 5 iconic moments in literature
ooh boy here we go! (they are in no particular order because I’m very indesicive)
Anne snacking Gilbert across the head with a slate after he pulled her braid and called her “Carrots” (he committed a sin against redheads and thus must be punished let thee be warned) - Anne of Green Gables
Tom and Huck crashing their own funerals after trolling the entire town 😎 - Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Dorian being so obsessed with a book he bought multiple copies and bound them in different colors bc ✨aesthetic ✨ - Picture of Dorian Gray
Margret Hale turning down Mr. Thornton the first time because he’s a capitalist pig (Margret>Lizzie please don’t fight me in this) - North and South
Jane having nothing to do with Mr. Rochester’s gypsy-disguise bullshit and calling him out on it for deceiving her - Jane Eyre
thank u for tagging me! I loved revisiting these moments 💕
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Let's talk about Huck Finn.
In noted critic Wayne Booth's 1988 book "The Company We Keep" he foregrounds the perspective of his late Black colleague Paul Moses on Huck Finn, while apologizing for his own initial opinion. And it totally changed my perspective on this.
He spends fully twenty pages making it clear that the book's appeal to white liberals doesn't actually mean that it deals well with Black people, the legacy of slavery, or racism.
I'm just going to post some pictures of key points from the book, because I can't do it justice quickly.
The point is that there are nuanced, thoughtful, anti-racist reasons to hate the book. It's possible to see Mark Twain as being closer to the libertarian troll looking down on sheeple than the anti-racist, and the fantasy of Jim as a docile, grateful, and still easily cheated and controlled tool as deeply harmful.
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The Enemy of My Enemy
Dragon: Grrrr!
Me: Oh, shit.
Lydia: FOR WHITERUN!
Barbas: *barks relentlessly*
Me: Fuck off, dragon. *fires arrows*
Barbas: *chomps something*
Me: What the hell?
Frost Troll: *whacks Barbas*
Me: Oh shit! *fires arrows*
Lydia: I got the troll! You get the DRAGON!
Me: Right. Okay. Dragonborn. I kill dragons. Kinda my thing. But holy shit this guy's getting up close and personal.
Reikling Warrior: BAHHHH! *hucks a spear at Barbas*
Dragon: GRRR!
Reikling Warrior: ... *starts helping us kill the dragon*
Me: Gee, thanks, asshole.
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